Cheddar Man looks like Little Richard

When I die, I want my body to be sent back in time to be discovered by archeologists like Little Richard did.

Cosby digitally replaced with Wayne Brady in Cosby Show

Nick at Nite will be returning the beloved Cosby Show to television  after pulling it in the face of sexual assault allegations against star  Bill Cosby, but with one critical difference: Cosby will be CGI'ed out of the series and replaced with Wayne Brady.

"Wayne Brady is the least controversial, least offensive, least intimidating black man in the history of television," said Nick at Nite programming Associate Vice President, Frances Lawrence, "maybe in the history of the world. He makes Urkel look like Mike Tyson."

"I'm pretty sure Wayne Brady has never raped anyone.  Hell, I'm not even sure if he's ever had sex at all," Lawrence added.

Brady's face will by digitally inserted on Cosby's body, and his voice will replace Cosby's lines.

One tricky issue was the name of the show.  "We didn't want to leave it as the Cosby Show because of the current controversy, but we were afraid if we changed it to the Brady Show, we would lose the original audience, so we just changed one letter and instructed our announcers  to pronounce that new letter VERY softly, like 'Cah-bee.'" Lawrence said.

Lawrence said if Cosby is cleared of the charges, they will switch back to the original version of the show.

However, the Brady version will not be discarded. "It has tested very well in some former Soviet republics where the original Cosby Show never caught on, and if we change the name, we may be able to sell both versions of the show in many countries," Lawrence said.

Dexter's mom: professional hand model

What does it mean when a company uses a hand model with fingernail polish in a pattern like Showtime's Dexter's mother was wearing when she was killed?

Oddly, this isn't an ad for nail polish.

So this must be the ring-bracelet combination you want to buy when you think your hand might not be connected to your body much longer.

What makes this extra odd is it's a neat tie in with one of the cliffhangers at the end of the last season.

steamy thumbnail vs. reality on NY Times story

If you were reading through an New York Times article and saw this out of the corner of your eye, what would you think it is?

See the full photo in the article here.

The Hobbit poster looks like Rob Zombie album covers

This either makes the Hobbit look a lot scarier or Rob Zombie a lot less scary.

The Hobbit poster looks like Battlefield Earth

The guy on the left is supposed to be a dwarf not a hobbit.  The guy on the right is supposed to be an actor not a....nevermind.

SCREENSHOT: Dexter finale surprise

Dexter has been visited by three ghosts this season. There's a Christmas Carol joke in there somewhere.

Zsa Zsa Gabor is bald bearded man in Yahoo News photo

Okay, actually the guy in the photo is Federal Reserve chairman Ben Bernanke, so I'm not sure why he would be in a story about Zsa Zsa Gabor, let alone mistaken for her. Maybe they have purse dogs that look alike.

Here's the actual story. Let me know when they fix the picture.

Star Trek's Capt. Kirk looks Like Lost in Space's Dr. Smith

at least in these photos:

Bagpipe Backdraft: Scottish Stereo

WHO SAID IT: Charlie Sheen or Charlie Manson?

How does Charlie Sheen compare to the gold standard of batshit crazy, Charles Manson? Trying to figure out which of them said each of these quotes is a good test:

1.  The real strong have no need to prove it to the phonies.
2. I'm burning my own face but I can't feel the (expletive) heat because I don't feel (expletive) pain because pain is a (expletive) myth. 
3. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special.
4. “They're looking for something dirty in everything, and if you're looking for something, you'll find it. You have to put up some kind of face for them, and that's the only face they understand.”
5. “Everything is beautiful if you want to experience it totally.”
6. “When I go on the mountain and I say "Do it!", it gets done. And if it doesn't get done, then I move on it. And that's the last thing in the world you want from me!”  
7. I never thought I was normal, never tried to be normal.
8. "I am on a drug. It's called ___________. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
9. I'm dealing with fools and trolls, dealing with soft targets and it's just, you know it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these clowns.'
10. The only way you win is inside the truth. Get outside the truth and where are you? You're living in the middle. You're living in the middle and that's where you get slaughtered.

ANSWERS

Jon Stewart looks like Jim Varney

Jennifer Garner without makeup looks like Willem Dafoe

Marilyn Manson in shades looks like Nicolas Cage in shades

Keanu Reeves looks like Liv Tyler

Picture tyler with a tan and more facial hair...

William Shatner's redneck governor lookalike

Netflix thinks the Chappelle Show is racist?

So Netflix was giving me a bunch of TV shows to rate, and after I rated The Chappelle Show, they asked this:

Kelsey Grammer's old & new trophy wives side by side

What's really weird is Grammer looks a lot like LAW & ORDER's Fred Thompson and both have the same taste in trophy wives.

Steamy NY Times thumbnail vs. reality

So this:

Is actually this:

Charlie Sheen v. Charlie Manson ANSWERS

1.  The real strong have no need to prove it to the phonies--Charlie MANSON
2. I'm burning my own face but I can't feel the (expletive) heat because I don't feel (expletive) pain because pain is a (expletive) myth--Charlie SHEEN
3. I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren't special--Charlie SHEEN
4. They're looking for something dirty in everything, and if you're looking for something, you'll find it. You have to put up some kind of face for them, and that's the only face they understand--Charlie MANSON
5. Everything is beautiful if you want to experience it totally--Charlie MANSON
6. When I go on the mountain and I say "Do it!", it gets done. And if it doesn't get done, then I move on it. And that's the last thing in the world you want from me!--Charlie MANSON
7. I never thought I was normal, never tried to be normal--Charlie MANSON
8. I am on a drug. It's called ___________. It's not available. If you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body--Charlie SHEEN
9. I'm dealing with fools and trolls, dealing with soft targets and it's just, you know it's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee because I don't have time for these clowns--Charlie SHEEN
10. The only way you win is inside the truth. Get outside the truth and where are you? You're living in the middle. You're living in the middle and that's where you get slaughtered--Charlie SHEEN